What I say may cause shock and distress. Viewer discretion is advised.
It is common knowledge that I am known to not only own several copies of the same thing but also sometimes to never open said copies of things. This has been well documented through my own hands over the years. It is a habit that I can see the problems with but very rarely choose to do anything about because I’m an adult and also fuck you.
That said, times are changing. The ‘me’ from many years ago doesn’t exist anymore (the less said abut 2007 ‘me’ the better) and has been replaced with a more sleek, streamlined edition with lots of bells and whistles. I am the go-faster-stripes model of Ian Bonobo Cupcake Mango Ice “Multiple Copies” McIver and I expected to be replaced again within the next few years.
Take a look at this:
Eagle-eyed viewers (none of you) may remember a post I made in 2014 (see https://pouringbeans.com/pointless-purchase-of-the-month-july/) explaining my reasons for my pointless purchase. Nintendo have seen fit to release an HD version of this game for the Switch. It is no longer a Pointless Purchase (TM) for the following reasons:
- I started playing the game on my Wii Mini a few months back before the re-release on the Switch.
- I now have the Wii Motion Controller meaning that I can actually play it.
- I have a Switch, I have opened the game and I will be starting again from scratch. I can play the game multiple times on two different consoles.
Therapy is no longer needed. Time, as it turns out, is not only a healer but a way of fixing your brain to more acceptable methods in today’s modern society. It’s also a lot cheaper and doesn’t involve telling a stranger why you get movement in your trousers when browsing the fruit and veg aisle at Tesco.
I can see Kevin’s rage dissipating the more I type. It brings me great job knowing that his anger has been abated through my selfless actions.
You’re welcome, everyone. And I even cancelled the order for the amiibo. How’d you like them apples?