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Please share below, in the comments, the songs you’ve improved with this groundbreaking method. Please also send payment by postal order or cheque to my home address.
|Heart||Arse||Total Eclipse of the Arse by Bonnie Tyler|
My Arse Will Go On by Celine Dion
Open Your Arse To Me by Madonna
|You||Hugh||Hugh And Me Song by the Wannadies|
She Loves Hugh (Yeah Yeah Yeah) by the Beatles
Hugh Stole The Sun From My Arse by the Manic Street Preachers
|Dance||Prance||Let’s Prance by David Bowie|
Prance the Night Away by the Mavericks
The Safety Prance by Men Without Hats
|Die||Pie||Pie Another Day by Madonna|
Live and Let Pie by Wings
Never Say Pie (Give Me a Little Bit More) by Cliff Richard
|Night||Fight||December 1963 (Oh What a Fight) by the Four Seasons|
Boogie Fights by Heatwave
Saturday Fight by Whigfield