Here are some very important questions.
Question 1: how do you feel about otters?
Question 2: baby otters?
Question 3: how about this otter, specifically?
Question 4: does this otter change how you feel?
Question 5: how many of these otters would you like? Note that I will fight you for the otters. I want the otters. How bad do you want them? I will fight you. You can’t have them.
Please show your working.
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Number four is the face I pull when the phone starts ringing at work…
Number three is the face you pull when you see some worthless manga shiz for sale that’s in its original cellophane wrapping.
You’ve seen me keen and you know the face. If it’s still sealed in its house then it’s Face Number 3 and more so. Moreso. Mores sos.
I have seen you keen, but I have to say, right now I’m not seeing you keen to actually answer these five very important questions.
I do love otters and I can guarantee that I will be a jolly old soul and eventually I will answer the questions.
First things first mind. What does otter do to get hotter?
I don’t know. What does otter do to get hotter? (I’m hoping this is the set up for a joke.)
You are? Oh dear. I was being deadly serious.
1. Ecstatic
2. Yes they are
3. How about him indeed, he’s a real bobby-dazzler.
4. Yes, he makes me feel like I shouldn’t have stepped on his favourite shell.
5.(a) 4 (b) Bad enough that I’m going to shank you in the neck when you aren’t expecting it and take them.
Image is me working.
Kev will you stop lying down and do some frigging work!
Must be difficult to work at that angle, and yet – remarkably – while working at an uncomfortable 90 degrees to the rest of the world, you still managed to just get on and answer all five questions straight away.
Unlike Ian “hotter otter” McIver.
That’s because he’s working for “the man”. I don’t work for “the man”. I do what I like.
Sherbet lemons.
Yeah. Ian “Hotter Otter” McIver does whatever he wants. Including, but not limited to, failing to answer my five extremely important questions about otters.
Unbelievable.
Can I send you my answers in the post? I don’t want anyone else to know.
you can just write them on here, theres a good chance nobody will look at them anyway.
He’s right. Also, if you post them to me, I’ll post them here. Cut out the middle man, that’s my advice.
Can I post them to you at the wrong address, like some people have been doing?
Only if you then post them a second time to the right address, like some people have been doing.
Agreed. Let me sort out some chap pipes and I’ll be right with you.
Here we go! On their way today!
I like that you’ve posted Chris’ home address on the internet.
I like that the one to the wrong address is a higher priority than the one to the correct address.
I like that you still use the mail.I like that whoever lives in Chris’ old flat, keeps receiving and keeping all of the stuff we send there.
I like the idea of sending them something ridiculous and inconvenient.
*Sighs*
Kev, where does Marshall live?
I like that I’m still getting his address wrong, even after getting it right, after getting it wrong.
I’m not 100% sure I want even my old address on the internet like this, but given that nobody looks at this website, it’s probably fine.