MeatTime for some serious discussion here on PB…
You can, and must, ONLY choose one of the following, unless you want to add another, and then you can, that’s fine too:
A new album from The PapplesI’m delighted to announce that a brand new album from the world’s favourite band, The Papples, is on the way very soon. It will be their first new music since 2011’s “Pop Squared”.
Their fourth studio recording is titled The Eponymous Album and features an exciting collaboration with reclusive genius Kevil.
The full track listing was leaked to Pouring Beans earlier today and I can exclusively reveal it here.
The Papples themselves were unavailable for comment but are believed to be planning a major world tour.
Perky PenguinWould you like a delicious drink of Perky Penguin?
The Coldest Pub on EarthThis….
Is currently the coldest pub on earth. Granted we are sat outside, and the inside is toasty, but the inside is full so I am completely justified in my assessment.
The end.
Twitter Test Transmission!This is a wonderfully boring post whose only purpose is to exist.
Marketing strategyNow that the New Beans has launched, we clearly need a new slogan to advertise this significant new public service to the masses.
I know we had a great slogan before, on the original Pouring Beans site – “Taller than fourteen owls on a ladder and twice as elegant” – but I don’t think it really sums up what we’re about these days.
I’d prefer something simpler, for the short attention span of the internet age. My proposal is just “&”. It’s clean, simple, conveys our core values and it’s totally unique. It also doesn’t take long to type.
If you have any alternative proposals for our new slogan, please post them here.
The Beans are back in town
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