I am a subsiduary of Me

Dubloons – pipettes – fascists!

Most of the pages in this section are of silly poems.

Here is a list of people I hate:

1. Jade Goody
2. Kerry Katona
3. Malcolm McLaren
4. Kylie Minogue
5. Jennifer Lopez
6. Kevin Spacey
7. Kev and Marshall
8. Everyone in Big Brother
9. Any extras from Casualty
10. James Blunty Blunty Blunty Blunt

It goes on a bit so I’ll spare you the rest.