It is with great pleasure that I am able to announce that heretofore and thereafter, notwithstanding that which is foregone, the Pouring Beans Bean Counter has been updated pursuant to the agreement reached at the Second New Beans Conference on 14 February 2014.
The resolution passed unanimously by the Committee at this important event was that the Bean Counter rules should be revised such that:
- Kev making three or more new posts per month shall cause him to score one (1) bean;
- Ian making not less than two and not more than four posts per month shall cause him to score one (1) bean;
- The rules pertaining to Chris shall not change;
- The foregoing shall cause Ian to retrospectively lose one (1) bean which was accrued during the month of January.
This having now been enacted on the Right Holy and Most Worshipful Beans, I retire and remain, sirs, your most humble servant,
Christopher J. 5156 Esq.
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I hear the ocean.
Billy Ocean? You can hear Billy Ocean? Is he here?
Yes. I can always hear Billy Ocean when people aren’t speaking. He always got something to tell me. He’s always got something to say.
Hey everyone, glad you can hear me. It’s lovely to be here and audible to you.
Anyway, I think the going’s getting tough, so I’d better get going.
Before you do leave though, that woman you were singing about in the song, did you have have to climb any mountains for her? Did you have to do anything (ooo)?
I think he’s gone. I think I passed him on the way out. He said he wanted to touch me and do the things that lovers do. I pretended I didn’t hear him.
He clearly didn’t get it through to you. Sad Billy Ocean.