This completely took me by surprise!
Now I am used to receiving abuse from family members, close friends, clients, the general public and the occasional letters through the post, but this is a new low. I was recently walking past a new development of houses and what did greet me upon turning my viewing eyes to the right? A sign in the window as above.
It would appear as though property is now turning its attention to me. I do not know what in particular it had against me and my award-winning personality and, quite frankly, I do not care either. I just wanted to make sure that this issue is brought to light so that others do not suffer in silence.
Thank you.
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I note with interest that you refer to your viewing eyes. Do you have other eyes that you use for other specific purposes?
I do, and I could make a ‘Lord of The Rings’ gag here but I’m not sure if you’ve seen the films. Yet.
I think I saw the middle one. It was mostly people fighting each other with no clear indication why. Feel free to make the joke anyway, Kev will probably enjoy it. I don’t know if he’s seen them, but he’s certainly seen some films, which makes him considerably better placed than me.
One of these days you will see ALL the films and you’ll put us all to shame. The time for the joke has passed.
I will inform you about how many different eyes I have in my next face update.
I’m looking forward to it with the only two eyes I have.
There there, its okay. What you have lost with eyes you have… gained with toe brows.
I’m not convinced. In fact I’ll bet 50p that one of three alternative things is true.
I’ll take that bet and make a lurid facial gesture at it with my face eyes.
State your alternate things, sir.
1. What I have lost with eyes I have… later found under the sofa.
2. What I have lost with eyes I have… claimed on my insurance policy.
3. What I have lost with eyes I have… put into a particularly elaborate casserole.
I think three is the winner. Without. A. Shadow. Of. A. Doubt.