On 16 September, Ian wrote:
“I think the only thing you can do then is upload a video of you eating a pizza as though it is the first time you’ve ever done it.”
I am not a man to deny the people their wish.
PizzaOn 16 September, Ian wrote:
“I think the only thing you can do then is upload a video of you eating a pizza as though it is the first time you’ve ever done it.”
I am not a man to deny the people their wish.
13 comments on “Pizza”
This it how i am going to eat all pizzas from now on. Like a giant half moon toastie.
I am concerned however as to what you were sneaking off to do with the pizza after you had bitten a hole in the middle of it…?
I ate it in secret under the bedcovers, in case its owner returned and came looking for it.
I am concerned that your first thought on seeing a partially eaten pizza is how to make love to it.
I still have not watched this video, yet I know that even if I had watched it I would still be just as perplexed and disturbed by your previous comments.
I’m disappointed that, having not yet seen it, you read these spoilers about the ending.
I have a vapid memory.
I never mentioned pizzary love making… that was all of your own doing.
A slip of the tongue? Guilty conscious? Eminem? Slim Shady. Slim Jim. Big Frank.
And that’s how you go from obscene activities with food to Chris’ dad in six easy steps.
That might be how you do it, but I’m going to ask you not to do it. Thanks.
So… So what you’re saying is to have another go?
No. I can’t remember what I was saying because it was yesterday, but I know it wasn’t that.
I watched this and enjoyed every moment more than I was hoping for.
The close-ups were the best (waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!)
Whhhheeeeeeeeeyyy! (what?)
I’m a bit disappointed that it took you ten days to find two minutes to watch this, but overall pleased that anybody watched it at all.
I am also disappointed how long it took me to watch this. I will therefore be instilling a self punishment of no weasel-stretching for the next three weeks.