Some time ago now, it became clear that Monty Don was a famous ex-rapper who we all wanted to see back in the game.
I was proud to play my part in collecting signatures for a petition to get him back behind the mic, and I’m prouder than proud – keen, even – to share the petition I collected here.
It’s got its own page in the Things section, or you can just click on the big Monty Dons here.
19 comments on “The Petition”
There are so many THINGS going on here but really it’s the same THING several times. That’s not a bad thing though.
There’s a lot going on, that’s for sure. Democracy is going on. Rap is going on. And a whole lot of people who have excellent names. Yes. They’re going on too.
I like that there’s a lot going on, it brings a smile to my tiny face. peaking of which, I think I may need a face update soon as I’ve had several more pairs of eyes grafted.
If there’s more eyes than on the last diagram, we all need to see an up-to-date indication of your eye status.
When I look in a mirror 85% of my face is now eyes, and that’s not taking into account the spare pairs I have in the cupboard. Some may say that I’ve taken it a little too far. I say I haven’t done enough yet.
I think that’s 15% of your face that is crying out for eyeing out. Get on it.
If my eyes ever write a biography that is what the title will be:
‘Crying Out for Eyeing Out’
I do feel bad for that 15% of my face which is eyeless.
I’m sure it won’t stay eyeless for long. Not with your team of specialists carefully crafting you new eyes out of the raw material of other eyes.
You know me so well. Oh but the eyes I have planned for 2019. Very soon I am going to have to invent a new word for whatever those eyes are doing. It will be a good day.
Do you think you’ll ever get eyes for non-sight senses? Maybe hearing eyes or smelling eyes?
That right there that THAT is sensible thinking. I could also do with some thinking eyes.
I think you should be on my team of specialists.
THINKING eyes. Yes. Definitely.
I’m open to joining your team of specialists but I’d have to ask what the mon-wahs would be like. I’m all about the bling.
Do you know Steven Martin? If so, ten grand.
If not, we’ll have to have a meeting.
Will there be biscuits at the meeting? And a choice of still or fizzy water?
I will bring out a dazzling array of biscuits and as many kinds of water I can purchase from Aldi.
I demand a third water, beyond simply still or fizzy. Something else. Creamy water, maybe, or extra dry water. Something like that.
Funny you should say that because I know for a fact that Kevindo Menendez was considering the same conundrum recently and has been working on a third option for water. I’m not sure when the official announcement is expected but it should be “soon”.
Very soon.
Excellent. I look forward to elegantly sipping this third water next time I visit, and potentially – if I deem it acceptable – going on to quaff it.