Avenging bunged-up watercourses across the north east of England, the River Force 5 are on hand with their collection of sticks and poles to slowly move rocks and piles of leaves around, allowing the water to flow more directly and efficiently.
Now you too can revel in their escapades and benefit from their wisdom in this, their first non-fiction publication, Can’t Stop the River Force 5.
In this charming volume you will discover:
- Kev’s Sleeping Bag Deluxe
- The Grn
- How to deal with a gay issue
- The tale of Robert Flandersnoof
- Plenty of tug and tumble
You can, as ever, read it on our magnificent Books page.
12 comments on “Can’t Stop the River Force 5”
I just started reading this at work and had to stop as I was trying so hard to chuckle quietly I’ve got tears in my glasses.
Ah, the gay issue. I keep forgetting to skirt round it and carry on. Some days I stare it right in the face.
Do you at least punctuate it? Please tell me you punctuate it even if you don’t do the rest.
Of course, my boy. If you don’t at least punctuate it, then the rest of the process is lost. You’ve got to have a system no matter how old, convoluted or unnecessary it may be.
Well, that’s a relief. A relief and a blessing. A relief, a blessing and a joy. A relief, blessing, joy and godsend.
It’s good. I’m saying it’s good.
How’s the bumming, Is it fresh?
I really laughed at “shins are ten a penny, four per cow!”
It’s funny because it’s true.
All of this is good advice. I hope, Kev, that you’re preparing some kind of PowerPoint presentation for the little Hills to explain all of this
Is there one more word to finish that sentence?
Oh my, what was I thinking? I didn’t even finish the sentence. What it should have said was:
“I hope, Kev, that you’re preparing some kind of PowerPoint presentation for the little Hills to explain all of this coat hangers.”
I kind of wish I hadn’t asked.
Too late. It’s done.
*leans back to take a huge sip from the ‘serves you right’ mug*