I don’t know if there is a law against people showing you doggo photos against your own will but if there is then you’ve definitely broken it, sunshine.
I don’t know why you have a problem with seeing a photo of such a delightful dog – when you are a man who has set up whole social media accounts for dogs before now – but I am going to mark your comment down as “jealousy”.
Yeah, well, avocado-chunk-eating-Chris is gone. Dog meat Chris is here now. I spend time with dogs, I eat tinned dog meat, I play with squeaky dog toys in my spare time. I’m all about the doggos.
A final March gift
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I don’t know if there is a law against people showing you doggo photos against your own will but if there is then you’ve definitely broken it, sunshine.
I don’t know why you have a problem with seeing a photo of such a delightful dog – when you are a man who has set up whole social media accounts for dogs before now – but I am going to mark your comment down as “jealousy”.
A delightful dog? Man, you’ve changed. Remember when the idea of a dog made you spit out your avocado chunks or whatever it was you used to eat?
Yeah, well, avocado-chunk-eating-Chris is gone. Dog meat Chris is here now. I spend time with dogs, I eat tinned dog meat, I play with squeaky dog toys in my spare time. I’m all about the doggos.
If you’re all about the doggos, how does he smoggo?
I smell terriboggo. As you well know.
Also, yesterday we took the dog to Dogfest.
That’s not a real thing and if you say it is you’re a liar and you should leave.
It IS a real thing and you’re NOT my real dad.
If its a real thing, and you told me about it yesterday, and I saw a photo as yet more evidence, I still wouldn’t believe you. Liar.
No doggos.
Doggos are real, and so is Dogfest. I know what I saw.
“Chris Rock says there’s no doggos in the champagne room.”
I keep remembering that song exists and hating both it and me for remembering it.