After careful consideration, I have decided that perhaps my first effort of Chris wafting into Europe with his business ideas was not completely on point meaning that a revision was on the cards.
I have therefore gone back and drafted a whole new version to unleash upon those unsuspecting Europeans. Boy, they don’t know what’s about to be shoved up their viso / voltos.
I feel as though I have got the likeness that was lacking in Chris version 1.0 and with the inclusion of a monobrow and a more jovial facial expression I have addressed the criticisms of comments past.
What’s left then is to bask in the joys of my efforts before the balloon can set sail in the morning.
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I for one am delighted to discover I have teeth on three sides of my mouth but not the bottom.
(Is this picture from Kev’s stag do?)
Nay, the photo is from the Newcastle 2022 album. See if you can guess which one.
Is it this lad?
Close. It’s a bit more of this:
https://www.pouringbeans.com/photos/gallery/newcastle-2022/
Ah. This. Got it. The trouble with pictures of my face is that they all look like my face.
Your face is so like the pictures of your face that it’s difficult to distinguish between the two. How do you manage it?
I generally don’t bother trying any more. I just accept that I won’t ever truly know which face-like thing is actually my face.
What if one day you wake up to go to your wedding and your wedding tux is missing and when you run to the church a face like thing is marrying your wife? Is that a risk you’re willing to take?
At this point I don’t think I have any choice. I don’t know what my face is any more and neither does Kate. If she ended up marrying a balloon with my v/v on it, I could hardly blame her.
If you need an artist for the wedding then you know where to find me. I specialise in balloon-based photography and paintings.
Sorry, balloon-based-face photography and paintings.