Another Christmas has died and been buried in the garden. The tree is crackling nicely in the fireplace and the leftover cake has been used to block up a hole in the kitchen wall where a pipe used to come through.
Let’s see how we did.
Wearables
- Pack of ten socks
Edibles
- Box of orange Matchmakers
Readables
- Jeremy Paxman’s autobiography
Motoring accessories that duplicate things I got for free in a nice presentation pack from the garage when I bought my new car but I’m too polite to tell anyone
- Paintwork cleaner
- Dashboard polish
- Bug shifter sponge
- Car washing sponge
- De-icer spray
- Screenwash
11 comments on “Christmas mop-up”
Other than the quaint box of driving shizz, who bought you the other gubbins?
Parents. Parents. Aunt.
You almost sounded like Morrissey then. BARSTADS, BARSTADS!
Any chance you can upload a small sample of you Morrissey-ing up that last post?
Would it need to be accompanied by high quality jangly mid-80s indie music?
Nay, just the words will be fine. We can always add the mid-80’s indie music in post production anyway.
I’ll see what I can do.
*gets into a semi-comfy position to sit and wait while Chris sorts it out*
Well, I recorded it, but I can’t upload it because it’s not a JPG.
Bloody jade pigs! Can you not shonk it into a more beans-friendly format?
I think the only way is to make it the subject of an entire post, which I will do in February.
It’s bad news for the jade pig population but good news for my bean count.
More posts! More posts.
More. I think that’s enough of that. I do look forward to your production.