A dongle is a gay wooden jigsaw puzzle designed to hang on the wall.
It comes with your own initials carved out of it.
And you can choose whether you have a bird, cat, dog, Christmas tree, train or flower motif at the bottom.
Directions: use paper and an envelope. Enclose 80p for each letter of your initial or name.
Ask for: a dongle. State the initials and motif that you want.
Write to: Dept FSFK, Puzzleplex, Stubbs Walden, Doncaster, South Yorkshire, DN6 9BY
5 comments on “Dangle a dongle”
A gay, gay, gay, gay, gay jigsaw puzzle.
It sounds awful. I’ll find my own things to dangle, thanks.
Are you sure? It’s quite a tempting offer.
Something for the lady, perhaps?
I only dangle things for the lady on request. I learned long ago that speculatively dangling something in the hope she might approve is a fool’s errand.
Fair enough. Each to their own. Sometimes you have to dangle though in order to find this out. Cast it out if you will, hoping for a… wait, what am I saying here?
Something about dangling. My mind wandered after that.