Of all the things you could do just so you have something to stick in a Beans post on the last day of the month, this is the most extravagant one possible. I can only stand back and admire the effort.
Next month I plan to bulldoze a shopping centre as my last post of the month. It’s going to be difficult to keep one upping myself every month. Soon I’ll have to blow up a planet.
Did brown coal opencast mining in Germany have to reduce production for a couple of months while you took the machine out of service and had it transported to Widdy?
Yeah. Me and the president of Germany play canasta together every Wednesday night. He owed me a few bob so I said I’d write the debt off if he did me a solid.
Did a thing
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Of all the things you could do just so you have something to stick in a Beans post on the last day of the month, this is the most extravagant one possible. I can only stand back and admire the effort.
Next month I plan to bulldoze a shopping centre as my last post of the month. It’s going to be difficult to keep one upping myself every month. Soon I’ll have to blow up a planet.
This stuff must be months in the planning. Surely that time could be better spent just thinking up actual post ideas.
Nah, not months. I turn up with a large item of machinery and get on with it, whatever “it” may be. I don’t have time to think, poindexter.
What large machine did you use to buy a house?
The Overburden Conveyor Bridge F60.
What’s your point?
Just wondering.
Did brown coal opencast mining in Germany have to reduce production for a couple of months while you took the machine out of service and had it transported to Widdy?
Yeah. Me and the president of Germany play canasta together every Wednesday night. He owed me a few bob so I said I’d write the debt off if he did me a solid.