When I was a kid, I was surrounded by computers. My dad and brother were obsessed with them, so much so that the latter’s attic bedroom had about a third of it taken up with a desk where two or three computers would permanently sit. We had the good ole BBC, the Archimedes, and sometimes on special occasions the ZX Spectrum would make an appearance.
All I wanted to do was play games. I would make my brother load up something on the BBC and I would play for five minutes until my character inevitably died, then insist on another game. I was never interested in anything to do with programming. I do remember seeing screens of random numbers and wondering what it all meant. Little baby Ian clearly was more concerned with Frogger crossing the road.
I did, however, teach myself to type. Not proper touch typing, I learned to wing it and give myself enough to get by. It is one of the things I’m glad I did practise so as not to be one of those people who must type each letter individually and it takes them 800 years to write a single email. I gave up on the instrument from primary school music class (might have been a French horn, memory is fuzzy) but not typing.
On occasion I see something that makes me want to take a step further, to better myself in the unsure landscape that is the 21st century. Could I do better? Of course I could, I could be like Kev with all his wireless abbababs, throwing them at fictional servers or whatever it is he does all day. If I could really get into something IT-based then it would need to be something important. It would need to be something that would help to make the world a better place. It would have to be what everyone needs and not enough people have.
Then I saw it. I saw it and I had to have it. A new day is dawning.

7 comments on “Future prospects”
Will you be posting all your attempts at 3D rabbit modelling here, so we can all enjoy witnessing your progress from beginner to absolute nerd?
I wish. I don’t even have a PC powerful enough to run the software. Actually, I don’t have a PC with a disc drive. Wait a minute, I don’t even have a PC. This is all kinds of disappointing.
But you’ve got it, right? You said you had to have it so I assume you bought it. Now you just need the PC and you’re away. One step complete, one step to go. Then you start posting screengrabs of all your 3D rabbits.
I see. So what you’re saying is that you’re willing to bankroll my endeavours and I should expect a new PC on my doorstep very soon, paid fully by you?
Thanks mate. That’s great news.
As the Civil Aviation Authority, haven’t you got a Boeing 747 flight computer you can use for your rabbit modelling? Do it on that. I’m not buying you expensive presents.
That Boinga Boinga 209 is saved for very important things like flying soffit junctions to Kev’s house when he’s doing DIY. You can’t just whip up a 3D rabbit model because you feel like it.
I’m pretty sure you can, now you’ve invested £18.99 in this quality product. If you can’t then I’d suggest you get your money back.