It is here… It is now… The blockbusting media event that LITERALLY nobody was expecting, needing or wanting.
MR SMITH IS BACK!
Not only is he back, but this time hes going to SPAAAAAACCE!
Guess who’s back?
Pouring
Beans
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What is this and why should I spend my precious time flicking through it? Thirty words or less my good man, thirty words or less.
No, no, no. You didn’t guess who’s back. The title of this post was very clear about what you have to do. Look, I’ll go first.
Is it Paul Daniels? Is he back?
Oh right, sorry. I must have missed the point.
Is it Dave Benson Phillips? Is he back?
Ian: no
Chris: no
Guess again!
Is it… I mean it’s a bit too meta for my liking but… is it you?
I am, though it’s probably only temporary, but that’s not the big prize name…
I see. Is it Chris?
(by the way, do you only comment on your own posts? How vain).
Actually, I am back from holiday, so… yes! The answer is me. I’m back!
This post should have a picture of me in it since it’s clearly about me.
When did you go into space, Chris?
I spent some time in an area of empty space quite recently. I also went on a tube train where there was very little space, but I did find just enough space for me to stand in.
There was plenty of space till you put your cramped sweaty self in it. Look at you, taking up all the space.
Look at me and all the space I’ve annexed. Sweaty space. Nobody else wants it now. It’s mine.
I’m leaving this space and never coming back again. You’ve got your space and it is a nice space and I wish you all the luck with the space.
Quinoa.
If you’re leaving that space, can I have it? I’d like to make it sweaty.
*already left*