Ladies and gentlemen, we have now reached approximately the mid point of this website, so this is a suitable time to take a short break. Please feel free to take this opportunity to visit the bathroom or step out into the foyer to avail yourself of our wide range of beers, wines, spirits and snacks.
Part two of Pouring Beans will begin in a few minutes. In the meantime, please enjoy five minutes of gleeful silliness that everyone of sound mind ought to have in their lives.
25 comments on “Interlude”
Do you know what this is? This is nice.
Well done you. I only wish my work computer would let me see the video.
You see you, right? I knew, when I posted this, that you, as in you, wouldn’t watch the video until much later. And yet I went ahead and posted it.
I’m such a schmuck.
What you expect of me is too much. Watching a video immediately? With my reputation? Nen chance, fella, nen chance.
I know. If you’re not wearing your fluffy pants and it’s not either Wang Chung or Go West, you’re not going to watch it. That’s my personal experience, anyway.
You have to twang when you, erm, plang?
You know the risks when you don’t Wang Chung when you’re out on a night, Chris. The consequences are dire.
I know that if everybody doesn’t Wang Chung tonight then everybody absolutely does not have fun tonight. The Chungsters themselves made that clear.
I hate the way they hold such a strong monopoly over what people do on an evening. I don’t want to Wang Chung every single night I’m out. Sometimes I may want to Take That and Party.
I quite like to Chaka Khan everybody, everybody Chaka Khan. That’s all I want to do.
Have you watched this video yet, anyway?
I want to say that I have…
Well, you can! Unless you haven’t. Then you can’t. Also, if you haven’t, you must spend the rest of your life in a state of permanent shame. Permashame.
I went another whole weekend without watching it again. What’s wrong with me?!
I don’t think this box is big enough to contain all the things that are wrong with you, but not watching this AGAIN has to be the current top of the list.
Would it pain you to know that another few days have passed without any watching of any sort?
It would pain me enormously, but it wouldn’t surprise me at all.
I finally watched it. I watched it and giggled in my still drunken state from the Christmas works do the previous evening. It was best.
So, basically a month. It took you a month to find five minutes for a Youtube video.
This is not the level of service I expect. Not for the money I pay.
I have to come clean. Sigh, I broke my watching eyes and I had to wait until Christmas was fully paid for before I could cover the repairs. I couldn’t watch it without them. I wanted to be the big man for a change…
Right. So if I posted a new video NOW, you’d watch it immediately? Is that what you’re saying?
I have three days before my sorry ass has to walk back to work. Post that shizz and it’s going directly, immediately into my eye boz.
I forgot and I didn’t do that. Your eye boz (eye boz?) your eye boz will just have to wait.
Or maybe it should watch Spiffington Manse again. I’ve watched it about 15 times and it hasn’t got old yet.
It doesn’t get old even though it is old. It’s a strange flux in the time space paradox we call “now”.
#science
You’re so good at science. I think you should be the Official Beans Scientist. All your posts should be about #science, because on the basis of this one, you really know your scientific onions.
I would but despite his poor turnout Kev is still the official science master. I wouldn’t want to poo on his shoes.
Please don’t poo in my shoes. It took me ages to get then clean last time.
I know how long it takes to buff your shoes to a waxy sheen, and there’s no way I would want to put you through that again #matesquared
Your scientific shoe boots are well and truly safe.