The July 2024 ‘Consider Me’ movement released by unsuspecting labouring footstool peddler, Chris Marshall, has seen momentum over the last few weeks and things seem to be getting more and more interesting.
By the end of July, three new people had already considered him. The day after, two more people had thought about considering him and after a few arguments it was decided that thinking about considering something still counts as considering something.
A couple from Pitsea read the article and were more than happy to consider him and did so with great gusto.
Hebburn Town Women’s football club were rumoured to be considering Chris but only if the weather allowed it. Reports have since come in that they turned down the idea of considering him after considering a weekend away in Amsterdam instead, which seemed the better of the two.
Experts have predicted that at least a dozen more people have considered or will be considering him over the next few days, with figures expected to double by this time next week.
How far will this ridiculous campaign go? Only time will tell.
10 comments on “Newsboost – Consider me considered”
I heard a group of people in the Post Office queue chatting about whether considering Chris had gone too far, but they hadn’t taken notice of the newly widened ruling that “talking about considering something, even in a dismissive or derisory fashion, is still to classify as consideration”. The fools, they considered him good and proper.
I need to be honest, I thought I wanted to be considered as much as possible, but I’m struggling with this level of consideration now. Could someone try being inconsiderate for a bit please?
It’s too late now. It’s a rollercoaster and you’re sat on the front seat with some candy floss.
You can’t ask to be considered and then retract the consideration. That’s not how it works.
Thanks for considering it all the same.
I’m telling you now, considering you is a pretty hot topic and it’s only going to get worse.
You’ve got a hashtag and everything.
I tell you what, I wouldn’t have believed what a difference a hashtag could make. Now everyone’s banging on about me. I’ve totally gone viral.
#ConsiderChristopherMarshall2024Please
There are reports coming in that you’re now more talked about than all the usual people: Kim Kardashian, Taylor Swift, Su Pollard, Elon Musk and Beverley Craven.
I think you’ve officially made it, mate.
That’s incredible. Wow. Topping even Beverley Craven. Only yesterday I was considering whether she was the one who sang “Constant Craving”, and then realising I was mixing up someone else’s song with her surname.
Constant Craven? I’m not willing to sign up for that. It would be too much.
Of course it’s too much. It’s constant. More Craven gushing into the room every minute of every day. Don’t sign up, is my advice. You’ll be overwhelmed by Bev in no time.