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Marketing strategy
Now that the New Beans has launched, we clearly need a new slogan to advertise this significant new public service to the masses.
I know we had a great slogan before, on the original Pouring Beans site – “Taller than fourteen owls on a ladder and twice as elegant” – but I don’t think it really sums up what we’re about these days.
I’d prefer something simpler, for the short attention span of the internet age. My proposal is just “&”. It’s clean, simple, conveys our core values and it’s totally unique. It also doesn’t take long to type.
If you have any alternative proposals for our new slogan, please post them here.
The Beans are back in town
A Brave New Beans!
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