Do you like jams?
Do you like plums?
Do you like plummy jams? Then we’ve got the product for you!
‘KEV’S PLUM PRESERVE’ is a brand new treat that you and your family can enjoy all day, every day. We’ve taken the sweet, tempting taste of jam and slathered that (using a spoon) all over the best kind of fruit you can imagine, plums!
Spread it on parsnips, spread it on shepherd’s pie. Spread it on Bird’s Eye Potato Waffles, frozen pineapple chunks or a spicy and fragrant Nepalese Kukhurko Masu curry. You can even spread it on your hands.
Put a party on your tastebuds. Slam your plums on the table. Bring your miserable life to life with ‘KEV’S PLUM PRESERVE’!
(From Kev Inc., a subsidiary of Kevindo Menendez Food Conglomerate Holdings Plc).
One comment on “Pump up the jam (in your face)”
There’s something very familiar about all of this.