Ian “Toasty” McIver15/01/2025 at 09:14 This is political correctness gone mad. What if my servants were dead? I’d HAVE to use balloons to get my luggage through the airport.
Criss Crimz16/01/2025 at 23:33 You’re welcome to use balloons to get your luggage through the airport. You just need to make sure there’s enough of them that your luggage can float up to the next floor without the assistance of the lift.
Ian “Air Travel Regulations” McIver28/01/2025 at 10:48 I hope not. With his perverse mind and lack of candour, it could mean literally ANYTHING.
Criss Crimz31/01/2025 at 15:52 Are bulk quantities of plum jam measured in “balloons”? Is it some sort of specialist preserve makers’ trade-only measuring system?
Ian “Air Travel Regulations” McIver31/01/2025 at 21:49 It’s a bold strategy, Chris, let’s see if it pays off. I don’t know. It could be. I only dabbled in making jam for one Christmas and I don’t think many people actually ate it.
Ian “Air Travel Regulations” McIver14/02/2025 at 01:06 *shrugs* it was a while ago but yeah, sure, let’s go with that. Certainly sounds like me.
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This is political correctness gone mad. What if my servants were dead? I’d HAVE to use balloons to get my luggage through the airport.
You’re welcome to use balloons to get your luggage through the airport. You just need to make sure there’s enough of them that your luggage can float up to the next floor without the assistance of the lift.
What if my balloons are too heavy to carry up the stairs?
You’re definitely using the wrong balloons.
Is Kev using “balloons” as a euphemism for something else?
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(What?)
I hope not. With his perverse mind and lack of candour, it could mean literally ANYTHING.
Are bulk quantities of plum jam measured in “balloons”? Is it some sort of specialist preserve makers’ trade-only measuring system?
It’s a bold strategy, Chris, let’s see if it pays off.
I don’t know. It could be. I only dabbled in making jam for one Christmas and I don’t think many people actually ate it.
Was that your cherry jam that had the consistency of Haribo?
*shrugs* it was a while ago but yeah, sure, let’s go with that. Certainly sounds like me.
It DOES, doesn’t it?