What in the hell is happening here?
Elton John Marmite. Because of the whole singer songwriter/yeast spread connection, I guess.
Elton John Marmite.
OK, as you were.
Saturday Night’s Marmite for Fighting
Saturday Night’s Marmite for FightingWhat in the hell is happening here?
Elton John Marmite. Because of the whole singer songwriter/yeast spread connection, I guess.
Elton John Marmite.
OK, as you were.
10 comments on “Saturday Night’s Marmite for Fighting”
Elton’s a half-blind old singer who can’t sing anymore and lives like a princess… I imagine he needs the money.
Look out for his next great endorsements (sorry crossovers in today’s marketing parlance): Cuprinol x Elton Shed Creosote, Elton’s Playdoh Factory and coming soon Stelrad by Elton fashion radiators.
I was half-tempted to write a post including a bunch of Elton John song titles but the ones I came up with had no context, all the ones I know are very specific. Balls to all of this. My sacrifice will not have been in vain.
You can say a lot of things about Elton John but I don’t think anyone could accuse him of needing the money. What’s clearly going on here is that he’s expanding his business operations until he has a monopoly covering all products of all types. It won’t be long now before you can only buy Elton John breakfast cereals as his business empire pushes Mornflake into bankruptcy.
Not the Mornflakes! Say it ain’t so!
I won’t allow it. If Kev’s cereal empire goes out of business then how will he… erm, buy more bees or whatever it is he does for fun?
I think Kev would be best advised to get out of the badly named cereal industry altogether and put his money entirely into bees. Elton can’t monopolise those. Plus, he’ll be able to work from home full time, because all his assets will be stored safely in his house’s walls.
A house wall FULL of bees. That’s the dream, isn’t it?
He already took over the carpentry world with ‘I’m still sanding’ and musical instrument repairs with ‘Don’t go breaking my harp’. This man is capable of anything.
You got there in the end. Well done.
Thanks mate. Your support means the world to me.
This is beautiful. It’s like the circle of life.
It’s nothing like the Lion King. There’s no heienas for a start, or that colourful little bird guy.