Gentlemen, we have a crisis. Sexatronic – my oddly named neighbour and subject of a hit single by The Papples – is about to be evicted from her ground floor hovel overlooking Church Road.
I suggest you do as I have done and write to your MP (remembering to CC the Queen) demanding that the Government steps in to prevent this impending tragedy.
8 comments on “Sexatronic eviction”
I for one, am outraged. I have put my foot through my computer monitor and will be sending the council the bill forthwith.
Why would they do that? What has she ever done except provide joy and hope to the burgeoning masses? She was looking forward to Christmas. Bastards.
She’s still there. But the panels above her head have been turned into windows and it’s only a matter of time before they saw her face off to make a trendy vintage shop.
I’m planning to climb the London Eye in a Batman costume as a publicity stunt for my new organisation, Sexatronic4justice.
You should do that.
Is there a woman with long brown hair who might fill in for me until I can get there too? I would prefer a Captain America costume but if we’re carrying on with the DC Comics approach I’ll take Wonder Woman.
You should modify a costume and come as Captain Sexatronica.
That idea makes my shingles wibble. I’ll get me sewing kit.
If Kev actually turns up, whom should we let him dress up as?
He could be Catwoman.
I think just dressing as Smidge Manly would be more up his street.