“… the time is coming up to 12:17 right here on Shoe FM, churning out the best in shoe and shoe-related music all day, every day.
As ever I am your host through the toast, Jazz Bungleton, ready and willing to satisfy your need for tweed. We can take it nice and slow or go hell for leather; whatever the occasion.
Once the mid-mid-morning news is out of the way I will be playing the pink-tastic ‘I Only Have Eyes for Shoe’ by the fantabulous Flamingoes swiftly followed by ‘Shoe to Me are Everything’ by the Real Thing, one of those toe-tappers you cannot help but get off your feet and dance to; I know I will be. Then it’ll be a triple whammy of ‘Only Shoe’ by the Platters, ‘Only Shoe’ by Sting and ending with the lovely ‘Only Shoe’ by Yazoo.
If there is a better playlist out there I would like to see it myself because I do not believe it exists.
Later on today we will also be playing our wonderful game ‘Shoe Do You Think You Are?’ where listeners are invited to call in with a chance to win a year’s supply of shoe polish courtesy of our brilliant sponsors Kiwi, the world’s number one classic shoe polish.
Sandra Qwango is prepped and ready to force a large chunk of news-ical information down your ears in about one minute and fifty six seconds time once I have rubbed you down with a healthy dose of ‘From Me to Shoe’ by our Liverpudlian laughter hounds, The Beatles.
You are most welcome!”
23 comments on “Shoe FM”
‘Shoe’ must be joking, this isn’t just a ‘platform’ for you to ‘moccasin’.
Ding ding!
There dad jokes, not only in the same hour but also in the SAME sentence? Unbelievable.
My question is this. Why is the news on Shoe FM scheduled very precisely at 12:19?
Wouldn’t shoe like to know?
Wouldn’t shoe like to know! I got the first one wrong.
I would like to know. What sort of brogue broadcaster times their news for 12:19? It’s an absolute sandal. Give me a straight answer this time, no flip-flopping.
So why is that for over a decade we’ve all struggled yet both of you have managed to crack off three dad jokes in one post each? Guys, have you been holding out on me?
There’s something about Shoe FM that makes it possible.
SHOE REALLY DID IT THIS TIME!
*ding*
Shoe should make the most of it while it lasts. Shoe really should.
Brown brogues.
Brown brogues?
Brown brogues are better than a poke in the eye. (what?)
A poke in the eye is better than socks with sandals.
Socks and sandals are marginally better than a tie made of sharks.
A tie made of sharks is marginally better than trousers made of crabs.
Trousers made of crabs are usually preferable to a loincloth made of bees.
A loincloth of bees is this summer’s hottest item but doesn’t compare to a bumbag of pandas.
If you can’t compare it, how do you know if it’s better or worse?
One thing is for sure. We’ve found a hell of a lot of things that are worse than brown brogues.
Brown brogues?
Brown brogues are better than a panda with conjunctivitis.
A panda with conjunctivitis is better than a cow with diarrhoea.
A cow with diarrr… a cow with diaroho… a cow with pooing problems is better than a wombat with cooties.
A wombat with cooties is better than a raincoat full of earthworms.
Actually, I’m going to have to halt proceedings here.
I’d say a raincoat full of earthworms is much better that a wombat with cooties.
At least earthworms are passive critters and not likely to bike you and give you wombat cooties.