Here’s a challenge that none of us will be able to resist.
You know what to do. You have the words. You can also use any other word you like, as long as the other words are no longer than four letters long. I also choose to permit the words “scintillate”, “bigamy” and “washing machine”.
There will be a prize. Probably.
23 comments on “Story time”
Before I put any effort into doing this… are you just going to toss in some half-hearted effort and then decide you’ve won again?
I don’t know what the word “again” could possibly refer to, but no, absolutely not. The entries will be judged by an independent adjudicator who does not stand to benefit from this competition at all.
Is it Steve Steveingtons?
Is it a fictional seagull?
Is it ‘2 Many DJs’?
Is is Deadmou5?
Is it the actor, Christopher Timothy?
It might be Steve Stevingtons, but I haven’t asked him yet. If he says no I’ll ask the rest of your list to do the job, in that exact order.
Can we add more people to the list, say, Gary Wilmot?
I won’t ask Gary Wilmot because I don’t know who he is. It’s probably a trick question and you’ve just made him up.
*Points at himself*
Words!
Can we add more people to the list, say, everyone from Steps?
You can, but with every extra person the chance that they will actually be asked is reduced, because I’ll only ask them if everyone before them says no.
Also, don’t think it’s escaped my notice that all this adding of people to the list has meant that, so far, nobody has written a story using the special words.
… nobody has done what with the what now?
You know the thing in the original post that I said none of us would be able to resist? The thing that everyone has so far entirely resisted? That.
I can’t remember what the original post was about.
Can you send me a leaflet in the post? The through the post post, not point me in the direction of the post I mean.
P.Ost.
I can’t, no.
You’re welcome.
Thanks mate #matesquared
I guess we’ll have to cease talking then seeing as there isn’t a single person here who can remember what the original post was about. Sigh.
What a sad thought that is, because remembering is fun, and now we’re clearly not having fun.
Also I failed to cease talking. Soz.
That’s okay, I do it all the time. Look at me still talking when I should have stopped several minutes ago.
If I tried to remember what the original thing was can I bring back the fun?
You can try, but at this stage there’s no guarantees. I think we should just cut our losses and upload a photo of Fozzy Bear to round off proceedings.
Agreed.
Agreed again.