“Brothers and sisters…
… When I woke up one morning, the sun’s rays met my whiskers and gave me a smile that could not be broken. When I awoke another morning, I felt these joys amplified because another one of our lost brothers has been found. Another kitty has been returned to the fold. Though he may flop more than the others, though he may not be as robust as those who sit above me, he is still one of us.
May you take this moment to love and understand the newest member of the Kitty Committee. May you speak fondly of him to your closest work colleagues and occasionally send him fan mail.
As always, we are always recruiting so if you wish to join for the pursuit of naps and purrs do get in touch.”
29 comments on “The Kitty Committee – update”
This is wonderful news.
For the hard of thinking, could you remind us of the full list of kitties you now possess?
The list is as follows:
Flat Kitty – original, the best
Tiger Kitty – second in command
Morange Kitty (nickname Maurice) – nothing was ever more morange.
Floppy Kitty – previous a hot water bottle cover.
Wonderful. What a kitty selection. A kitty for every occasion. Assuming, of course, that the four possible occasions are “flat”, “tiger”, “floppy” and “morange”.
Ahem. Please credit the original finder of Tiger Kitty. Thank you.
It’s not a case of who found them, Madge. If that’s all you care about then yes, yes it was Madge who found Tiger Kitty (at Tynemouth market I believe). And for the record I found the original Flat Kitty in a charity shop in Garforth and Emma found both Morange and Floppy Kitty in charity shops in Newcastle. So there, I think that’s everything.
What about me? Can I have some credit?
You can have credit for being you. Well done for you. Look at you!
Hooray! Thanks. Yes, well done me.
Also: well done the kitty committee. Kev might not understand their importance but I do. All hail the KC.
I’ve already applauded you on another post. That’s enough of that.
What Kev doesn’t know is a lot, and let’s keep it that way.
It’s in all our interests to keep him in the dark about the…important things. You know. The special things.
(Kitties.)
The last time I heard the words ‘Kev’ and ‘special things’ it was those outrageous rumours about him and his garden tool orgies.
(Kitties.)
I think we should try to steer this conversation elsewhere because right now it’s heading for the dangerous territory of the Changwang.
(Kitties.)
You’re right, that’s the last thing anybody wants. Head straight over to non Changwang topics of conversation like…
Bathrooms, Kitchens and Bedrooms!
(Kitties)
Bathrooms, kitchens and bedrooms it is!
Why don’t people save on plumbing costs by combining bathrooms and kitchens? It’s only those rooms that need water pipes and drains. You could just put all that stuff in one place and call it a kitchroom or a bathren. #goodinvention
(Kitties…)
That IS a good invention, although there would need to be proper screens unless you want a good eyeful of wang when you’re boiling an egg.
(Kitties).
Oh, I think the kitchen door would need to be lockable so that only one person could go in at once, regardless of whether they were cooking, washing, washing up or whizzing.
(.Kitties)
Unless you had a lady friend over and wanted to scramble some eggs in the shower, if you catch my drift.
Waaaaaaaaaaay!
All hail Kat Flitty !!
(What?)
Yes.
That would be an ecumenical matter.
Don’t scramble eggs in the shower. They’ll get diluted. You could poach them in the bath, though.
Wheeeeeey! (What?)
I’m not sure where this egg-based sex pun fest has come from but we should definitely get the Velvet Oven involved.
I’ll take your grubby lead on that.