Ian 'Mac Mac Mac Mac' McIver10/09/2021 at 12:27 Is this why we had a water shortage over the summer? Bastard trains.
Chris515611/09/2021 at 21:02 I think it is. What I don’t understand is how I access the delicious train water if I need a drink on the move.
Ian 'Mac Mac Mac Mac' McIver12/09/2021 at 09:38 The answer is simple mate, so simple it’s written on the door; two bicycles.
Chris515612/09/2021 at 23:17 It’s obvious now you say it. Yes. Two bicycles. Do I… do I use them as a straw?
Ian 'Mac Mac Mac Mac' McIver16/09/2021 at 09:46 You’re half right. You use one to smash the window in and then use the second as a straw to suck up the delicious water, making sure not to slurp any glass shards.
Chris515620/09/2021 at 12:55 Clever. Now I wish I had two, or indeed any, bicycles. As it is I’m just thirsty.
Ian 'Mac Mac Mac Mac' McIver27/09/2021 at 23:25 Before you leave the house, right, make sure to strap a bicycle to each hand. That way they’ll be there when you need them #lifehack
Chris515601/10/2021 at 07:34 That’s a great tip. Thanks for that. Are there ever any occasions when you leave the house without a bicycle strapped to each hand?
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Is this why we had a water shortage over the summer?
Bastard trains.
I think it is. What I don’t understand is how I access the delicious train water if I need a drink on the move.
The answer is simple mate, so simple it’s written on the door; two bicycles.
It’s obvious now you say it. Yes. Two bicycles.
Do I… do I use them as a straw?
You’re half right.
You use one to smash the window in and then use the second as a straw to suck up the delicious water, making sure not to slurp any glass shards.
Clever. Now I wish I had two, or indeed any, bicycles. As it is I’m just thirsty.
Before you leave the house, right, make sure to strap a bicycle to each hand. That way they’ll be there when you need them #lifehack
That’s a great tip. Thanks for that. Are there ever any occasions when you leave the house without a bicycle strapped to each hand?