This morning I went to an establishment called the Soul Stop Café.
I ate breakfast there and had a cup of coffee and then, enjoying the ambience, I stayed a while longer to drink some tea.
It was only after leaving that I realised the terrible threat in the café’s name. Presumably, as a result of visiting and consuming their food and drink, which must have been treated in some way, my soul is going to stop.
If there is anyone here with a medical background, I urgently need to know what will happen when my soul stops and whether it’s possible to restart it. I am pretty worried here and I’m not sure if I should call an ambulance, so please respond as soon as you can. Thanks.