Things are complicated now, aren’t they? There’s a lot going on.
I can’t fix that, but I can give you a ninety second holiday from all the complicated stuff in the world of 2018 by taking you back in time to 2012, an innocent age when anything seemed possible, and three handsome young men asked themselves the question: why should a man only be able to drink one cup of tea at once?
OK. That’s all there is. Now get back to your stupid complicated life.
26 comments on “Teapipes”
I can’t see this at work right now, even with all my eyes, so I shall have to view it later.
I’ve noticed that your job gets in the way of a lot of video watching and podcast listening. Have you thought about jacking it in so you can watch YouTube videos whenever you want?
I’ve seen this, whilst at work, and it made me laugh at my desk. I have now been forced to explain what the fuck was going on.
You see? That’s the right attitude. Just get it out there, in the workplace, and explain the noises later.
Good man. Stout fellow. Jolly well done.
Thank you
I try my best. I try quite hard. I try.I.Just get it out there, in the workplace, and explain the noises later?
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY (what?)
Yes, but have you watched it yet?
I have watched it and I remember it well. Remembering is fun. I must make Kevin at least 800 cups of tea next time I see him.
Good. Fine. Yes.
I think, to be honest, that would please Kev. I think even on that amazing day you barely reached the point where he felt he had enough tea.
I saw him but two days ago and he insisted on one singular cup despite only having had one earlier that day. He must be trying to give it up… for Lent? Early?
Yeah. Kev loves Lent. Last year he started Lent just after Christmas dinner, so I expect he’s trying to beat his own record. His ultimate dream is for a wraparound Lent that covers a whole year.
Do you know what I like? Wraparound Lent. It’s the Lent that feels all warm and snug during these treacherous, bitter, cold evenings.
You need a stylish All-Season Lent, with a snug cotton lining that keeps you warm in the winter but doesn’t make you overheat in the summer. The best ones have a removable inner fleece.
The last Lent I had barely made it through a full week. I had to buy another one the following year and that was also poor quality.
Do you have the latest edition of ‘Lent Monthly’?
No, I thought their subscription was very steep for what you got. I read Lent.com online and sometimes I pick up a Lent freesheet on the train to work.
I’ve subscribed to Lentbook, a free to use online service where you can share your experiences with other Lenters as they’re now called.
I don’t use public transport much these days but when I do I can never find a freesheet; they’re far too popular.
I heard that Kev loves Lent so much that he even loves the word Lent. Lately he’s been trying to get his friends and colleagues to borrow things off him, just so he can say he “Lent” them something.
I read a rumour on a bathroom wall that said he was trying to change his name to Lenty McLent.
That’s going to be Changlet II’s name.
Also, Kev’s surname actually stands for “How I Love Lent”.
So Changlet number two’s full name will be Lenty McLent How I Love Lent? Who does he think he is? Chris Martin from Coldplay?
Yeah. That’s a lovely name for a child. The only lovelier name would be Chris Ian James Paul McIver Hill, but Changlet Number One took that name already.
Yeah, we wouldn’t want that, unless…
How does Chris Ian James Paul McIver Marshall Hill (the second) sound to you? Everyone would have to read out the brackets too.
I like that. Or what about Ian Christopher James Marshall McIver Hill? That’s a nice tribute to two of the most influential people in the future Changlet’s life.
Here here. I’m glad we could agree on it so quickly. Do we need to involve parliament? Should we consult, nay, approach the Council of the Chang?
I think we should just get the birth certificate done now, with a few gaps for the date and time and stuff, and it can be a sort of present to the Changs.
I’ve got some funny-coloured paper; leave it to me, I’ve got this.