7 Comments

• 1. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  April 4th, 2007 at 08:32

  Look at you, pushing in with your namby pamby kestrels trying to steal Whybird’s crown! Well I tell you mister, this ain’t happening.

  Load up the Whytech mother fucker!

• 2. Chris  |  April 4th, 2007 at 22:48

  Surely Kestrels and Whybirds can live in peace? Whybird is undisputed master of winged creatures. Kev’s choice of Kestrel is only a fair way of letting other much-ignored birds share a few seconds of the limelight.

  Think about it. Would Whybird be proud of the way you’re acting?

• 3. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  April 5th, 2007 at 08:44

  Yeah… of of course she would. Load up the Whytech mother fucker!

  Okay so she wouldn’t. I was just defending her honour and that.

  Sorry… sorry kestrel.

• 4. Chris  |  April 5th, 2007 at 12:50

  Your dignified apology brought a tear to my EYES. Truly you are a man like no other.

• 5. Pete Doherty  |  April 5th, 2007 at 13:14

  I’m a man like no other, but does that mean that i’m therefore like Ian and so we are now no longer like no other and are infact like each other?

  Pete. x

• 6. Chris  |  April 6th, 2007 at 03:54

  No Pete, it means you’re a wanker and not fit to waste our air. Please stop breathing at once.

• 7. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  April 10th, 2007 at 07:05

  I feel like I’m some sort of kingly saint, like Saint King, king of the saints.

  Yes, I feel the goodness in my body! Saint King will change the world!