Debt Collector

August 7th, 2007

GIVE KEVIN HIS MONEY, MARSHALL!

Don’t let it slide bwoi. We’ve got your number, and it’s odd.

Entry Filed under: Chris,Ian,Kev,Things

14 Comments

  • 1. Kevil  |  August 7th, 2007 at 12:20

    YEAH, yeah, YEAH!

  • 2. Chris  |  August 7th, 2007 at 13:48

    What money is this?

    The searchlight has found me but I know not my crime.

    Surely I qualify for legal aid!

  • 3. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 7th, 2007 at 14:05

    There’s no aid where the pimps are involved!

    That’s pimps mean ‘Probably In Morbid Pumps Shrimp’. We got mean shoes, man!

  • 4. Chris  |  August 8th, 2007 at 12:35

    GIve me numbers to pass on your way, mo fo. You fo of the highest mo order!

  • 5. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 8th, 2007 at 13:46

    That Hill man, you know what he’s like. He wants ten G’s or he’s gonna open up a can of whup ass. Unless you’re holding the tin opener that is, ‘cos we ain’t doing no Tom and Jerry chump!

    (He wants £8.00.)

  • 6. Chris  |  August 8th, 2007 at 13:59

    Eight British pounds sterling? Good lord above.

    I will write a cheque and forward it to his home address soon and with many apologies. Though not apologies to him because I don’t like him much.

  • 7. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 8th, 2007 at 16:59

    *Dances like a Psychadelic Fur*

  • 8. Kevil  |  August 9th, 2007 at 15:14

    Good lord! Threatening behaviour? On the beans… well i never! You should all be ashamed of yourselves!

  • 9. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 10th, 2007 at 12:30

    You got yo money bitch, what’s your beef? ‘Cos if you got a problem I’m sliding that pan away from you, and your roast is gonna be hum dinger dry like Colonel Sanders!

  • 10. Kevil  |  August 10th, 2007 at 14:50

    I.. I.. I aint got no problem. Calm down there sonny… I’ll be good.

  • 11. King  |  August 10th, 2007 at 17:01

    That’s better. I almost got my mitts out there. You were l-l-l-l-lucky!

  • 12. Chris  |  August 13th, 2007 at 21:53

    Has some sort of thing arrived in a place yet?

  • 13. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 14th, 2007 at 08:13

    You mean like a train? Prince has arrived in my head but only because he’s playing in the background.

  • 14. Chris  |  August 14th, 2007 at 16:13

    Yes, I want a list of everything of any description that has arrived in any place since I asked the question, and also a selection of things that arrived in places shortly before I asked it also.


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