Posts filed under 'EEFY McJEEFY'

Chris’s Calendar: June

For June’s picture EEFY McJEEFY and I went out to the countryside to get a more rural, natural feel. This cow provided the perfect cover for me. I am, of course, lying provocatively on the grass just in front of the hedge in the distance, wearing a cheeky PVC nurse’s uniform that is a little bit too revealing, accessorised with some fluffy handcuffs.

20 comments June 16th, 2009

Chris’s Calendar: May

This month’s picture I am really happy with – and as I said before, it was just a chance picture that EEFY McJEEFY took while I happened to be out of sight for a moment.

There I was, froclicking in the breakers in my two-piece swimsuit and my hair in pigtails, when I stepped behind the large rock on the right to have a slash. And click! The picture was done. Wonderful image, and quite sexy too.

17 comments May 6th, 2009


There seems to be some confusion surrounding EEFY McJEEFY and how I am able to keep quoting his wise words. Well, here’s a short Q&A session to ease your pain.

Who is this EEFY McJEEFY?
He’s a former explorer, whose daughter is Nora, with a collection of gravels he found on his travels.

How is he so wise?
He spent many years taking words with his ears, and now others forage to access his knowledge.

Why are his words of wisdom appearing here?
He sits in my pocket, just six inches tall, and at night I put him in a box on the wall. When words I require of wisdom and truth, I give him a berry and he says words forsooth.

18 comments November 21st, 2008

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