Jiffy Bag Update

I posted a jiffy bag full of shite to Newcastle a while ago now. I demand to know whether it was received intact and whether its contents are now being enjoyed by its intended recipient.

Trouble is, if it’s being returned, there’s only a 50% chance it’ll come to me. There are two return addresses on the envelope, and the other one is “The Pope c/o The Vatican”.

4 comments October 9th, 2006

Another World Exclusive

Following extensive research*, Kev and I are able to reveal that the word below has never been published anywhere on the internet before now. Once it has been published it will – until it becomes a worldwide phenomenon and all the kids are saying it – be the sole incarnation of this word to grace the inforweb superhighnet.

MINTYFLAP

I don’t know about you but I feel pretty humble.

* we did a search on Google

7 comments September 23rd, 2006

GTADT

Following the successful completion of the Go There and Do Things DVD, containing all four erotic movies, I’ve updated my website to show the details of the two latest episodes.

Click for vastness

Click this very, very, very long link in order to view the ‘Video’ page of my website, from which you can select which of the four episodes you wish to investigate further, or if you prefer, select another movie outside the ‘Go There and Do Things’ series to look at instead, after which you can either continue to browse my website or you can return to Pouring Beans to browse other articles, or leave a comment. It’s up to you.

4 comments September 7th, 2006

Pouring Beans: 3 Month Progress Report

Read the first tri-monthly site progress report, produced by the Pouring Beans Administrative Committee’s Progress and Reporting Sub-Committee. Please sign your copy in triplicate and return the green copy to be date stamped. Retain the yellow copy for your own records.

Continue Reading 7 comments August 26th, 2006