Jiffy Bag Update
October 9th, 2006
I posted a jiffy bag full of shite to Newcastle a while ago now. I demand to know whether it was received intact and whether its contents are now being enjoyed by its intended recipient.
Trouble is, if it’s being returned, there’s only a 50% chance it’ll come to me. There are two return addresses on the envelope, and the other one is “The Pope c/o The Vatican”.
4 Comments
1. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | October 11th, 2006 at 08:35
Loins! Yes it has been received. I have it here in my rough, scabby hands right now. I’m planning on depositing it in the Office today seeing as I have NOTHING better to do although I’ve grown quite attached to the soil samples and don’t want to risk them getting into the wrong hands. Someone else’s hands. HANDS!
You catch my drift like a snowplough?
2. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | October 11th, 2006 at 13:44
…Or at least I would have done were it not the STING operation in progress around the Baltic. Here’s the chow: there’s this bint with a Talkie Walkie on a chair by the door and then this huge tattooed man stood looking at the door but also within his vision were the lockers. I walked in pretending to look for leaflets and then left. It was clearly an attempt to catch me in the act so good job my loins let me knew it wasn’t meant to be.
Just means Christa will have to wait a bit longer to enter Office 3. Bloody sting but I was cleverer! Ha!
3. Chris | October 11th, 2006 at 20:10
YES! We foiled their intelligence once again. The men from B.A.L.T.I.C. didn’t get our Newcastle agent as he crossed the border into Gateshead!
I suggest putting most of the stuff in the Office, but keeping the soil samples for your own personal enjoyment. They are too precious to lose and took us 45 minutes to do.
4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | October 12th, 2006 at 09:00
A whole 45 minutes? Wow, I thought it was a day’s worth of investigation.
Luckily I was sharp like God and didn’t get caught but it was a close one. Nose to the ground dearie, ears to the sky (what?)