The wit and wisdom of Foghorn Leghorn
“This is gonna cause more confusion than a mouse at a burlesque show”
May 20th, 2006
Posts filed under 'Ian'
I heard another interesting conversation today…
I was sat on the bus and there was these two nerds who just so happened to sit close enough for me to just about hear what they were dribbling about. One was fat and ugly, the other was skinny, had braces and was ugly. The fat one was amusing himself by substituting words in film titles with the word ‘shiny’ or something. The skinny one was talking about having Trinity from the Matrix as his girlfriend. I was bored to say the least.
May 18th, 2006
I heard an interesting conversation today…
Some grandma asked her grandson, “Oh are you drunk again?” Clearly I had to report this to social services before it happened again. They told me that apparently underage drinking was quite common, that I wasn’t entitled to the £500 promised on the card I found and to push off before they got hard and heavy on my ass. All of it was true… until I got carried away.
May 18th, 2006