Dole Scum
June 8th, 2006
Today at 11am I put my pen down. I had spent 90 minutes writing the responses to two questions. The topic was M335 Media Geographies, but that was not the important issue. Oh no.
At 11am I put my pen down at the end of my final exam.
I am no longer a student. Now, I am officially unemployed!
Actually that’s not true, I’m now a graduand – someone waiting to graduate. But it’s close enough in my book because nobody knows what graduand means, let alone how to spell it.
Entry Filed under: Chris,What I Did Today
14 Comments
1. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 9th, 2006 at 08:58
Graduand looks like you’ve just spelt the word ‘grand’ wrong which is oober poor of you if that’s what it is 😛 even Reuben could probably have a go at grand 😛 is that what all that education was for eh eh? Eh kid?
2. Kevil Lord o' Beans | June 9th, 2006 at 09:51
Now your not student scum any more! Your have no excuses, your just plain old scum now my friend, tax dodging, benefit eating, moonlight pole dancing to raise money for bread, scum.
😀
3. Kevil Lord o' Beans | June 9th, 2006 at 09:52
also i still cant upload piccys and i’m perplexed and annoyed. humpf.
4. Chris | June 9th, 2006 at 10:28
Thanks for the support!
5. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 9th, 2006 at 12:43
Yeah.. I third the emoticon 😀 (do you see what I did there? Did ya? Doncha? Doncha wish your loin cones were sweet like me?)
I am the savior of comedy
6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 9th, 2006 at 12:43
Kev, you see your computer right?
ITS SHIT! IT’S MAM’S SHIT!
7. Chris | June 9th, 2006 at 18:03
Yeah!
Why doesn’t it work, Kev? 🙁
8. Ian Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 10th, 2006 at 13:20
See previous answer – its all in the family tree 😛
9. sarah | June 11th, 2006 at 12:39
Oi Oi, I’m not having poor Chris picked on like that, he deserves the title of Graduand…though you can pick on Kev all you like, he’s lied to you all, he doesn’t know a thing about computers, he’s actually a poodle groomer in Cas.
10. Ian | June 11th, 2006 at 15:07
Poodle Groomer! Poodle Groomer! Everyone point and shout Poodle Groomer! 🙂 thanks Sarah 😉 if only you’d told us sooner I wouldn’t have to waste so much money on private investigators. They found dog hair in his car and it made my nose whiskers whistle like a whippet.
I’ve never seen him on a computer before anyway. Have you Marshall? 😛
11. Chris | June 11th, 2006 at 17:41
I’ve seen him sit on one before. He took out a big poodle-marker and wrote “poodle grooming stool” all over it. I was suspicious after that but never suspected that he might be a groomer of poodles.
What a charlatan! All these years! And with me a graduandaduandadadndand too!
12. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 12th, 2006 at 13:38
I’m taken aback at the shoddiness of his secret job as well. I mean, why limit your potential to just poodles when you could have afghans and chiuauas or weenie dogs or big wuja wuja Dulux doggies…
It doesn’t make sense. You are your graduandaduandadadndand should go round and give him what for.
13. Chris | June 12th, 2006 at 17:55
This page has really exposed us for what we are. Kev is a backstabbing, double-crossing poodle grooming charlatan, and Sarah is the only person who really cares for me.
I could just cry 🙁
14. Ian Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 12th, 2006 at 20:14
I’m not exposed. See Timmy Mallet and his nude phone escapades for that!