Just as the school’s fall out, the day’s are longer and the buses are emptier where is everyone? This website is as dead as Sunny D!
I stole this from work: it’s a pad of paper. But you can’t see it and I left it at home.
8 comments July 24th, 2006
Date: 24th July 2006
Time: 12:30
Location: The Baltic, Gateshead (sort of)
Locker check successful. Still locked with possessions. Added a pair of headphones, a sticker promoting the new Pipettes album and a pen with a lions head on it I was given at Christmas. Was tempted to drop said pen in the Quayside on the way over but prevented myself from doing so. Was amused ‘Erudite…’ was still propped up after last time. Left with no complications.
Random thought: Sun brings heat. Clouds bring rain. Moon brings dark. What does Noel Edmonds bring?
2 comments July 24th, 2006
Today I have mostly been stealing this from work:
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It is a man working with lasers. I reckon his name is George.
5 comments July 18th, 2006
Date: 16th July 2006
Time: 14:05
Location: The Baltic, Gateshead/Newcastle Upon Tyne (ha har!)
Locker check successful. Still locked with possessions. Added two bags whilst looked at work of Erwin Wurm with four other humans including one child. Took bags back at the end of it. Previously added ‘Erudite Musings on the Human Condition’ had fallen over again and refused to stand up again. Propped against side of locker again. Will expect it to happen again. Re-adjusted baltic leaflets so in line. Left with no complications.
Random thought: If you had a pink flamingo what you would call it?
3 comments July 16th, 2006
Thanks to Kev having grabbified screen-ness from the NiSH DVDs, I can now unveil the semi-official web presence of NiSH!
In accordance with the grandiose stature and cultural significance of the NiSH series, I’ve bunged them somewhere in the middle of this page.
6 comments July 14th, 2006
Today at 0930 Police Raided the house of Charity Magnate Jerry Loinsford, on suspicion of theft.
Loinsford, 47, founder of the Loinsford Academy has recently been running a campaign to ‘Protect Innocent Vowels being deleted from words’. It seems though that this campaign has not been as selfless as the public were led to believe. Loinsford it seems has become involved with an underground gang, known as the ‘vowlers’, who go around at night intimidating the poor and infirm by singing in a manner similar to this:
“EE-AA-AA-OO-AA-NAMA-EE-AA!”
Police were alerted after Loinsford was seen smuggling donated vowels from his office, in large TESCO ‘Bag for Life’ bags, by Mrs Venuza Medinahats a cleaner in the building opposite the Loinsford Academy.
Police are also trying to trace another member of the gang, known only as ‘Guyverpop’ who is believed to be the ring-leader. The public are urged to contact 0870-BEANZ-MENZ-FARTZ with any information. Loinsford was taken into custody at Felchtown Police station and will be questioned over the next three days.
4 comments July 14th, 2006
I am ecstatic to be able to unveil the Newcastle visit stuff. It’s on the Things page. Oh god I’m excited.
4 comments July 14th, 2006
This image is a trefoil:
I found it on the shared drive here at work. I uploaded it to Pouringbeans. This is theft.
😀
7 comments July 13th, 2006
It’s here.
You’ve all been waiting for it and now it has arrived…
Its…
Erudite Musings on the Human Condition (With Slags)
And its in lovely pdf format sized at only 1.07Mb
Enjoy.
6 comments July 9th, 2006
