Poodle Groomin’
June 12th, 2006
I groom lovely Poodles,
I groom them all day long,
And when I get really bored,
I groom them in a thong.
Shampoo in the morning
A trim in the by the light of the moon,
But never groom a poodle dear,
On a sunday afternoon.
It makes ’em rather angry,
grooming them pm,
but if you simple must my dear,
Calm them with m&m’s
The chocolate makes them sleepy,
Their eyes do wilt and droop,
But have some plastic bags ready,
For picking up the poop.
There’s nowt like goomin poodles,
Especially PC repair,
I know sod all about that,
But loads on Poodle Hair!
The morale of this tale,
is not for me to say.
But its the end, go on now leave
and shout Hip hip hooray!
Entry Filed under: Kev,What I Did Today
3 Comments
1. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 12th, 2006 at 16:59
I’m stunned. You have usurped my position sir, I said usurped and I meant it! Usurped! Usurped!
2. Chris | June 12th, 2006 at 17:53
Huzzah for Poodle Grooming Kev!
3. Ian Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 12th, 2006 at 20:14
I especially like the ‘ at the end and the fact that you missed the ‘g’ out. It’s very street. Feels like you’re up in my grill saying it.