Wiggly McWormy the Woozamawiggly
June 12th, 2006
After several attempts to coax Wiggly out of his resting place he agreed to a small photoshoot in the hope of finding a mate. Now I have heard a worm lives at the bottom of Ians garden and was hoping Wiggly could meet him/her (he’s not fussy). Please reply with any ads.
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6 Comments
1. Chris | June 12th, 2006 at 23:43
I must say he looks very smart – the most eligible worm bachelor I ever saw.
I came across this in the back pages of the Guardian today:
Female Worms Seeking Male Worms
FW, 22, GSOH + slimy green skin seeks wiggly, intelligent M for friendship + more. Likes the introverted type. No time-wasters. Box no. 4096.
Sounds like it might be suitable?
2. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 13th, 2006 at 08:52
Nah, I’ve got one who may be up your alley, in fact I think she lives just round the corner from you
FW, 21, seeking mate for life. Enjoys soil escapades, running from birds (she’s a thrill seeker) and wasting her life. Doesn’t like splitting up (get it? GET IT? I am the saviour of comedy). Answers to WIG WAG WAH – PO BOX 21, Micklefield
3. sarah | June 13th, 2006 at 11:29
Hmm, Wiggly thinks the Guardian is a reputable newspaper to be reading and placing an ad in, also the Micklefield lass sounds a bit foreign and clingly. Wiggly is partial to splitting up too, says its twice the pleasure!
This is his reply:
BiW, sexy Scottish accent, GSOH, slight dromedary/hunchback characteristics (nothing a heavy footed human can’t sort), looking for talented and friendly worm like yourself for good food and wriggles.
4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 13th, 2006 at 12:06
Like yourself? Like who’s self? That doesn’t make sense 😛
Wig Wag Wah worm is a little upset about those comments Sarah and she would like an apology if it’s not too much trouble.
5. Sarah | June 13th, 2006 at 12:59
The reply was to Chris’ ad, Wiggly doesn’t like Wig, they met up at dinner time and Wiggly has been recovering since!
6. Ian Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 13th, 2006 at 19:32
Did she knock him dead 😀 with her charm I mean? She has a few ASBOS but they’re all in good taste. I mean, who hasn’t pissed on a policeman?