June 15th, 2006
This is John.
He is a knitted beaver.
He likes long walks and flogging the poor which he dos with much vigour whenever he can.
Sometimes you’ll see him, sometimes you wont. he’s like that. He’s also strangly brown.
BOW DOWN TO THE KNITTED BEAVER
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4 Comments
1. Chris | June 15th, 2006 at 22:06
*bows down*
We are not worthy, o beaver of knitment.
2. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 16th, 2006 at 08:37
I never knew a knitted beaver would have so much power over me!
3. Chris | June 18th, 2006 at 18:48
* knitted beaver love continues *
4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 19th, 2006 at 20:31
The more I look at it the more it entrances me. I think… I think I… want to… go knit some beavers. Yes. Sounds like a wonderful idea. Thousands of them. A lovely army of knitted beavers. Yes. Sounds like a wonderful idea
*Ian’s subconscious – help! he’s thinking of patterns and everything. Someone knock him out of this hypnosis!*