Free Time (a response to madness)
March 24th, 2011
For some reason it won’t let me upload a copy of the letter I received from Procter & Gamble. So here’s the written version:
Dear Mr. McIver
Thank you Ian for your letter.
It’s great to know that you enjoy using our product and I’ve passed your kind comments to the departments concerned.
I would also like to say thank you for the lovely poem you wrote for us.
The Fairy liquid doesn’t have a gender but we can say that the Baby icon for Fairy is a Boy and he is called Bizzie.
We can confirm that there is no long term side effect to your hand fromusing Fairy.
Thank you again for getting in touch.
Yours Sincerely
Consumer Relations Department
I consider that a net gain all round. Would anyone like to suggest another company to write to, or would they like to submit their own contributions?
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8 Comments
1. Kevil | April 3rd, 2011 at 20:35
What did you send to them?
2. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | April 3rd, 2011 at 22:06
See ‘Garner This And Wait’ 🙂 a couple of posts previous…
3. Kevil | April 4th, 2011 at 14:43
Excellent! May i suggest a letter to whoever makes shreddies and ask them if the fact they cut your mouth to pieces is intentional or just an unwanted side-affect of tastiness.
4. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | April 4th, 2011 at 16:04
Excellent idea. I will put something together shortly and mack that shit through a letterbox.
Are you finished with the book yet?
5. Kevil | April 5th, 2011 at 09:04
…yeess…..
6. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | April 5th, 2011 at 16:04
So that’s a big Nay Nonny on the No Scale.
You see you, right, you need to stop putting things in drawers. If you leave them out of drawers you will remember they exist and therefore do things with them.
7. Kevil | April 7th, 2011 at 16:23
… yesss…
8. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | April 7th, 2011 at 21:23
I’ll expect the book in 2012 then.