The League Table
June 30th, 2011
So far so good.
Five letters sent and four returned, with only Kraft left to reply to my sexual confrontation about Terry’s Chocolate Orange. I think it’s best to refer to it as a “sexual confrontation” rather than a letter because I did go a little over the top. Anyway, currently the league table is as follows:
- McVities
- Burton’s Foods
- Nestle
- Proctor & Gamble
- ?????
Technically the letter to P & G wasn’t garnering any proper interest so I do feel bad leaving them at the back end of the table however the fact that all four took the time to respond to my deluded ramblings is brilliant. I salute all the customer service advisors and departments who were forced to look at and read my filth. Can Kraft come forward and knock McVities off the top spot? Who will be the next company to be chosen? Will anyone reply telling me to stop wasting their time?
If only anyone other than me was reading this it might be a little bit thrilling!
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2 Comments
1. Kevil | July 5th, 2011 at 23:34
I’ve read it. Admittedly several days later and Im still just one man, but i like this project.
How about writing to Volvic and telling them how much you love water?
2. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | July 6th, 2011 at 07:39
That sounds like a challenge, and I hate challenges.
But I do love water! And I needed another place to write to. It’s on like a hard-on (oh no, no no no that’s just seven shades of wrong no I won’t be saying that again).