Free Time (a response to madness)
July 15th, 2011
Dear Mr Mclever
Letters of praise are always good to receive, so thank you for taking the time to let us know how much you enjoyed Terrys Chocolate Orange.
We do our best to maintain a consistently high quality for all our products and it’s great to receive such appreciative comments about them.
Thanks again for writing.
Kraft Foods
So let’s review: they got my name wrong, it took about two weeks to reply and they didn’t really address the questions I asked. I am not in this for material gain and the absence of any vouchers etc does not come into it. Sigh, I am sorry Kraft but despite your enthusiastic response you shoot straight to number 5 in the chart.
Where will we go next? Pass me a map and several pins.
Entry Filed under: Loins
6 Comments
1. Chris | July 17th, 2011 at 15:04
Can we go to Dewsbury?
2. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | July 18th, 2011 at 07:26
Is there any particular reason why?
I still want to go to the Lego shop but you don’t see me complaining (at least not out in the open).
3. Chris | July 18th, 2011 at 10:11
No reason. It’s not like there’s some sort of unmarked shop there, with a secret door to a dark back room in which illicit meetings are held or anything.
4. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | July 18th, 2011 at 20:30
Oh right, well if there’s none of that going on then I definitely don’t want to go. I think. Wait can we start again?
Oh right, well if there’s nothing like that going on then I would rather that we didn’t go.
I think.
5. Chris | July 29th, 2011 at 12:45
Huddersfield?
6. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | August 1st, 2011 at 07:44
Yes. That’s the perfect answer. Don’t change a thing.