My eggs
July 5th, 2006
You see me right?
I have eggs.
These are MY eggs.
You know what I’m doing with them?
I’m putting them all in a basket.
MY BASKET!
I have the right to put them all there.
If they all break then I can go f*ck right off.
But the bottom line is they’re MINE!
MINE!
MINE!
………
MINE!
7 Comments
1. Chris (at work) | July 5th, 2006 at 15:35
Those are the kind of eggs that I could fondle all day long.
And the eggs! And the eggs! And the eggs! And the eggs! And the eggs! And the eggs! And the eggs! And the eggs! And the eggs! And the eggs! And the eggs! And the eggs! And the eggs! And the eggs! And the eggs! And the eggs! And the eggs! And the eggs! And the eggs! And the eggs! And the eggs!
etc. 😀
2. Ian Mac Mac Mac McIver | July 5th, 2006 at 20:41
Would you like to rub them to a subtle sheen? 😀
3. Kevil | July 6th, 2006 at 12:27
I once put all my eggs in one basket, then i tripped over a sleeping hotellier and dropped them all on my shoes, now i just have asoggy basket and shoes that smell of egg 🙁
4. Chris | July 6th, 2006 at 13:23
I would fondle those eggs and manhandle them until they felt shiny and mildly violated.
5. Ian Mac Mac Mac McIver | July 6th, 2006 at 20:30
I feel bad for your soggy eggs Steven, but I’m willing to take the chance with mine 😀 I feel positive, positive MY eggs won’t fail me in the way that YOURS failed you.
Those eggs are ripe for fondling aren’t they? Look at them. They’re on top of the world. I bet Atlas once held eggs like them. Along with his ball. Apollo got jealous and stole his ball. It’s how the world started. Balls and eggs
6. Chris | July 7th, 2006 at 13:46
What came first, the basket or the egg?
7. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | July 8th, 2006 at 07:20
*Huge big deep breath* EGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!