I’m in charge!!
October 23rd, 2006
Today there was a bus strike. I knew about this strike but yet was unprepared for the role that was selected for me to handle. The bus came at 8:15am and I got on where I was told not only were they not selling week tickets today and only 50p was required but that the driver wasn’t too sure of the route the bus took. So I was forced to stand at the front with him directing his unsure ass around the many twists and turns of the bus route of the 22.
I could have sent us all over the place but I chose to go the right way. I CHOSE! I WAS IN CHARGE! Gimme power gimme gimme! More more more, now now now, mmmmmm… loin-ripplingly good!
Entry Filed under: Ian,Loins,What I Did Today
6 Comments
1. Chris | October 24th, 2006 at 13:53
You are truly a born leader in times of crisis. The people of Newcastle should be hailing you as a hero, and perhaps giving you a giant chocolate medal in the shape of Throckley.
2. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | October 25th, 2006 at 08:24
That would make me feel like the pinicle of society after being rejected so many times. I could stand in the middle of the big white bridge to Gateshead with my nips out looking triumphantly.
Yeah. Who said I was a failure eh?
3. Chris | October 25th, 2006 at 15:42
Would that be you or your nips looking triumphant?
4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | October 26th, 2006 at 09:00
Both! It’s always best if both you and your nips can feel the same sensation of triumphantness!
Should there be such a word as triumphantness!
GAH!
5. Kevil | October 26th, 2006 at 19:51
YES THERE SHOULD AND THOU SHOULD BE FEELING IT FOR YOUR TRIUMPHANT DEEDS!
6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | October 27th, 2006 at 08:28
MY DEEDS OF TRIUMPHANTNESS! YES! YES!
There was supposed to be another strike today but there wasn’t. My loins have lost the feeling 🙁 they walk lonely corridors where all the doors are shut.
Mack 🙁