I’m sorry, I’m Dead!
December 8th, 2006
Sorry to have to tell you all that I have died. It happened last saturday and was very sudden. I was attacked by a cougar whilst in Edinburgh Zoo. You wont see any reports of it in the press as we settled out of court for a tidy sum. Whenever you address me from now on it should be as Kevin Hill (deceased).
Thank you for you co-operation.
P.S. What the hell is going on with the images on this site??? I SHALL investigate!
Entry Filed under: Kev,Noos Flash,Think about it
6 Comments
1. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | December 8th, 2006 at 17:55
So… you got royally macked by a mother macker? That’s some cold shit man. Those are the kinds of apples that make you weep bitter tears in a cold abandoned factory on Christmas Day. Did you have a funeral? A eulugy? A plaque?
2. Chris | December 10th, 2006 at 12:17
I find this hugely disappointing. Please rectify the situation at once.
3. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | December 11th, 2006 at 08:06
Yeah, you don’t find us dying like a shot now do you?
Lazy mack!
4. Kevil | December 12th, 2006 at 10:52
It does has its benefits though… I no longer pay any form of tax or get bothered by those survey people in the street!
5. Pete Doherty | December 12th, 2006 at 11:14
I died once. It took a full team of surgeons and a massive amount of NHS resources to bring me back. Fun innit?
6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | December 13th, 2006 at 09:11
We should have left you to die by the creek Docherty… but like fools we dragged you back, and look at you now. I curse the day we ever wandered into Maine…