Office 3 – it’s gone!

March 9th, 2007

The Third Office is no more. It is my duty to inform you that despite my continued attempts to keep and uphold Office 3 it has been taken back by the authorities at the Baltic. Inside, what greeted me instead of the usual cack, was a note stating that I should contact the main desk to get my things back and hand the key over. I think it’s another attempt to corner me and haul my a*s into the back so they can lecture me on the real reasons for using the lockers and not for the reason we were using it for.

Just as Operation Whimsical Pixie was a failure (it was that one, wasn’t it Marshall?) so is Office 3. We now need to set up and locate a possible Office 4. It needn’t be here in Newcastle and seeing as Marshall has set up shop down in London perhaps it should travel further south. Please send the condolence cards and letters to the usual address.

Entry Filed under: Locker Check baby!

13 Comments

  • 1. Kevil  |  March 9th, 2007 at 16:29

    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Have you been and retrieved the bounty? I think you should. For me at least, having your ass hauled away to clink would be a small price to pay to retrieve the cornucopia of tat we had amassed.

    Jump to it boy!

  • 2. God  |  March 9th, 2007 at 16:30

    I AGREE

    amen

  • 3. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  March 9th, 2007 at 21:20

    God aside, I don’t want to go to prison for our “cornucopia of tat”. I think they should keep it. Like my CDT cutlery holder that I never went back to get they could use it is as an example of how not to use lockers at a prestigious art thing.

    I’m always used as the example 😀

  • 4. Chris  |  March 9th, 2007 at 23:26

    What an awful waste. Why didn’t they understand?

    All that remains now is to wait for some other people to use the locker, and then take their stuff.

    Could you provide a list of what was in the locker at the time it was recaptured? This is most important for reasons I cannot begin to imagine.

  • 5. Chris  |  March 9th, 2007 at 23:28

    And what was Operation Whimsical Pixie? I know the name but am unable to associate it with a specific excursion into lunacy.

  • 6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  March 12th, 2007 at 10:00

    I shall re-look at the Fabled Notebook (TM) to try and ascertain the exact details regarding Operation Whimsical Pixie. I’m not sure if I’ll be able to get a list of the stuff but… if I was persuaded enough I might find the adrenaline to go pick it up from the b*stards who took it.

  • 7. God  |  March 12th, 2007 at 12:20

    IF YOU WENT FOR THE STUFF I’D GIVE YOU A FREE LEMON HAT!

  • 8. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  March 13th, 2007 at 09:42

    Lemon? Actually made of lemons or pertaining to be of lemon origin?

    I think I’d prefer a marshmallow hat instead.

  • 9. God  |  March 13th, 2007 at 12:46

    NO, YOU BEING OF INFERIOR INTELECT… A HAT FOR YOUR LEMONS TO WEAR. SO THAT THEY MAY NEVER LOOK UNFASHIONABLE AT AMBASSADOR’S DINNER PARTIES.

  • 10. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  March 14th, 2007 at 14:08

    Oh right, I got the wrong end of the stick there God. Is there not any chance like you could make me a millionaire seeing as you are a deity and can pretty much do what you want?

    Ooo ooo or perhaps like a house MADE of marshmallows. Or money. Or both.

  • 11. God  |  March 14th, 2007 at 14:15

    NO.

    amen

  • 12. Chris  |  March 15th, 2007 at 13:20

    I would make a hat out of marshmallows and post it to you if you go get the stuff. I might even do it beforehand just to SEAL THE DEAL baby. Who knows.

  • 13. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  March 16th, 2007 at 13:44

    I like those odds. Hmmm, I may try to do it next week then. No time today, no time no time!

    Amen to you God.

    *sings* hat made of… marshmallows!

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