‘Tis a Sad Day…
April 25th, 2007
Unfortunately there was a tragic event that struck last night and because of it ‘The Mackford Files’ will have to go into storage for a while. The dictaphone, or Daisy as I had come to call her, was knocked off by the shoddy wardrobe she was sitting in and fell to the floor. Nothing appears to be wrong with her but she now refuses to work. I have had a few words with an agency and hope to have a replacement soon. Can we all please have a few minutes silence for Daisy though. She lasted ten files, ten files of lovliness, and we all loved her.
God bless you Daisy.
19 Comments
1. Chris | April 25th, 2007 at 09:37
Very sad. Get well soon, Daisy.
I reccommend operating. Take it to bits and put it back together. Works every time 😀
2. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | April 25th, 2007 at 12:21
I’m tempted and I even own a toolkit now thanks to the pound shop… I have an evening free tonight so perhaps, perhaps, perhaps.
Or I might just buy another. We do live in the throw away society after all.
3. Chris | April 27th, 2007 at 15:17
Any updates? How I wish I could be at her bedside with a bunch of grapes and some fresh batteries.
4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | April 27th, 2007 at 16:55
She hasn’t fared well. I checked her condition last night and it was still critical. I don’t know how long I can go on like this. It’s far too upsetting, I just want to throw everything down and weep like a bitch 🙁
5. Chris | April 27th, 2007 at 17:15
Weep not, bitchlike weeper! Send her my way in a padded Jiffy stretcher and I will dismantle her like the technological titan that I am! Or to Kev! He might have a go too! I shouldn’t be ending all my sentences with exclamation marks but now I’ve started it’s like a running theme and it would look messy if I stopped! Yeah!
6. Kevil | April 28th, 2007 at 13:54
I return… but to such sad news, it makes me all wobbly inside. If you require a surgeon, i am willing to volunteer my services.
7. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | April 30th, 2007 at 07:00
Thank you kind sirs. I shall send the little minx this week to Marshall first as he was the first to offer. We shall club together like a real family and try to fix the bitch.
8. Chris | April 30th, 2007 at 21:56
Bitch fix a mundo!
9. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | May 1st, 2007 at 07:05
I like your style. Ten grand!
10. Kevil | May 1st, 2007 at 09:46
Bling!
11. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | May 1st, 2007 at 13:46
Ten grand!
12. Kevil | May 1st, 2007 at 16:01
Bling! x 10
13. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | May 2nd, 2007 at 07:04
*inhales*
TEN GRAND! x 10
14. Pere Doherty | May 2nd, 2007 at 09:50
Pling!
15. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | May 2nd, 2007 at 12:43
Look at Docherty! Everyone point and laugh! Ha ha ha! He’s so stupid he can’t even get the saying right!
EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH!
16. Everyone | May 2nd, 2007 at 12:44
*Points*
*Laughs*
17. Kevil | May 2nd, 2007 at 13:06
* Points *
* Laughs *
* Laughs Some More *
* Coughs a bit *
* sits down for a rest *
18. Chris | May 2nd, 2007 at 13:21
* Points *
* Thinks of the safety implications *
* Blunts *
* Leaves *
19. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | May 3rd, 2007 at 08:43
I’ve waited many moons to see someone blunt themselves. As long as it doesn’t mean strap on a wussy guitar, sing like a wuss with wussy songs and pretend you’re important because you were once in the army… then I’m good.