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August 6th, 2007

Look at that below me, right. Look at that sh*t. I don’t care if someone was in a band man I’m in one right now. Yeah. I’m living in the dream. I’m counting the pennies. I’m swirling the hips in the knee-high boots on Shakespeare’s grave. Yeah.

None of us can play instruments and since Paul left Dickinson Dees to join a rival firm in Sunderland is has kind of crippled the whole band ethic and the closeness but we’re still together and still knocking out the tunes like they were sarnies on a Sunday. Here’s a little ditty we’ve been scooping up. This is Snowy Cakes by The Festive Do-ers:

Snowy Cakes – Festive Do-ers

I pieced together snowy cakes from snow that hit my drive
I threw the snowball at my dad, it’s great to be alive!
He didn’t take it badly but he didn’t take it well
He told me I had sinned and I was going straight to hell

I worried all that winter, I never took a rest
In fact I always had to sleep with a knife upon my chest
In case Satan decided to come and get me early
After three long months of sleepless nights dad handed me a curly wurly

It was all a bunch of horrid lies, I was as good as gold
Those eight young years of good behaviour was sufficient, so I was told
To keep my away from fiery gates and the jaws of Mr. Death
It’s a shame I’m such a b*stard now and there is no time left

Going down, going down
Yes I swear I’m going down
Going down, going down
Pretty sure I’m going down.

Entry Filed under: Ian,Loins,Noos Flash

18 Comments

  • 1. Chris  |  August 6th, 2007 at 10:20

    Tish and fipsy. Where’s the key change?

    YOU CAN’T BE A CHART SENSATION WITHOUT A KEY CHANGE!!!

  • 2. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 6th, 2007 at 12:08

    We’re not Westlife! We don’t sit on stools and change the key right at the end to supposidly accentuate and heighten the emotion of the song!

    We’re grit man. True grit. Read my loins and weep.

  • 3. Chris  |  August 6th, 2007 at 12:33

    I think you should sit on stools and change the key right at the end to supposidly accentuate and heighten the emotion of the song.

    Time to wear matching shirts too, I think.

  • 4. Kerry  |  August 6th, 2007 at 13:53

    Hi, I really like your song and would consider contracting you to write lyrics for a new company being set up in Glasgow. Is this the line of work you are in already? Good rates of pay and holiday allowance.

  • 5. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 6th, 2007 at 17:02

    Chris… erm, who’s Kerry and why is she offering me work?

  • 6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 6th, 2007 at 17:04

    Hello yes my dear I do write lyrics. At the moment I’m working at a law firm in Newcastle but would rather be writing because at the end of the day (Geordie’s say that a lot) conveyancing is a bit dead end really, isn’t it? 🙂

  • 7. Kevil  |  August 6th, 2007 at 19:46

    Ian, you’ve been headhunted right from the beans, how groovy?

  • 8. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 6th, 2007 at 20:06

    I’m not quite sure what’s going on. I’m riding the train until it stops and I can read which station I’m at.

    If you get what I mean.

  • 9. Kevil  |  August 6th, 2007 at 20:11

    Ian, as you are so keen, check your phone dude!

  • 10. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 7th, 2007 at 08:41

    I did check my phone, and I checked it again. You could say I was holding my phone, checking it twice, but I wasn’t trying to find out who was naughty or nice.

  • 11. Chris  |  August 7th, 2007 at 11:43

    I don’t understand anything that’s happening here.

    Is that Kerry Katona?

  • 12. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 7th, 2007 at 12:04

    I’m as confused as the next man.

  • 13. The Next Man  |  August 7th, 2007 at 12:04

    I dunno, I’ve sort of got a grip and worked out what’s going on.

  • 14. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 7th, 2007 at 12:05

    Oh… right.

    Erm, then it’s just me and Marshall I guess. I would like to believe that I will become rich and famous because of this. If anyone else would like to believe that please forward large cheques to the usual address.

  • 15. Pete Doherty  |  August 7th, 2007 at 12:21

    You never know Ian, some day you may be as rich and popular as I am.

  • 16. Kerry  |  August 8th, 2007 at 11:17

    My manager has relevant documentation printed regarding the post, we feel you would be an ideal candidate. I can post this information to you if that would be convenient. Regards.

  • 17. Chris  |  August 8th, 2007 at 12:36

    Rich and popular, Doherty? Go rot in the festering hell of your own armpits.

  • 18. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 8th, 2007 at 13:49

    Yes Kerry, that would be very convenient.

    My address is:

    21 Bewick Road
    Howden
    Tyne and Wear
    NE28 6SH

    Let me know once it’s on its way if you get the chance 🙂 thank you!

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